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NFL One-Liners - Week 6

  Anyone out there from Cleveland?  I need help. The Yankees missed the playoffs. The Giants just went to 0-6.  The Rangers lost by six Thursday night – on the heels of losing by seven the game before.  They suck.  All of them.  They all suck.  And I don’t know what to do anymore.  I’m

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  The first few months of 2000 were a strange time in the United States. Half the country was living off provisions they’d stockpiled in their basements believing the world would end (whether for religious- or computer-related reasons), the Tennessee Titans had just come up a yard short of almost winning a Super Bowl (which,

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  I think I can feel this season getting away from me.  The Giants are 0-4, I’m under .500 in the picks, my three fantasy teams have two wins combined, the Yanks missed the playoffs, the Rangers lost their opener.  I swear, I’m not that far away from shutting it all down and spending the

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  If Frank Sinatra was alive, he’d be living in Hoboken.  Or Philly.  Or D.C.  Or, really, anywhere that isn’t New York; because what the hell is going on there that anyone would actually want to be a part of?

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  As if being from Cleveland didn’t suck enough.  First the Browns leave you, then LeBron leaves you, then the Browns come back and refuse to be any good, then the Browns run your only hope out of town.